Monday's lunch was the envy of all

Tuesday's lunch was kinda small

Wednesday's lunch was pretty sad

Thursday's lunch was frankly bad

Friday's lunch was a terrible sight

Saturday's lunch was rejected outright

Sunday's lunch was over the moon but that's cos breakfast didn't happen till noon.

--Deborah P.
Monday's lunch is thought out and tasty,

Tuesday's lunch is a little more hasty,

Wednesday's lunch is leftover hash,

Thursday is cheeze wiz and pickles I've mashed.

Friday's lunch is rejected (with moans and with sighing)

So it's eaten on Saturday - despite all the cryin'.

SSunday's lunch is potluck in the rectory hall,

And that's why my family don't mind church at all.

--Jude
Monday’s lunch has a bar of granola

Tuesday’s lunch is deepfried in mazola

Wednesday’s lunch is too short on fiber

Thursday lunch is a duce and a fiver

Friday’s lunch is an empty gut

Saturday lunch is a trip to the Hut

And the lunch that is made on the Sabbath day is still waiting in the grocery store 3 miles away.

--Deb W
September’s meals are grainy and strong

October’s meals: have vitamin lists 4 pages long.

November’s meals; traces of fat with some “trans”.

December’s meals are nuked. Eaten straight from the cans.

January’s food. From Cost Co, I bought

February’s? Really? Crap! Shit! I forgot.

"Jeeze, relax!" My family has so much hostility.

"I guess I can’t take any more meal responsibility!"

--Deb W.
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Ahh, lunches...
Mondays lunch is made with devotion.
Tuesdays lunch, I am going through the motions.
Wednesdays lunch, they can make their own.
Thursdays lunch packed with moans.
Fridays lunch smells suspicious.
Saterdays lunch? Add hot sauce. Make it delicious.
Sundays lunch served in the hospital.
Seems the meat was part of a recall.

--Ali