Crummy Mummy Emails About Mother Theresa
02.09.08
Crummy and The Ultimate Mummy
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by Deborah Peraya
Crummy Mummy #3
To: vivi@gmail.com
From: HYPERLINK "mailto:babe@daddygone.ca" babe@daddygone.ca
Subject: Re: all Mother Theresa
Oh yeah. Having kids is all about compromise. I’ve given up sleep, adult conversation and all rational abilities to sleep properly. But they’ve got to make some compromise too. Like, my car. My car is a sacred space. I’m not having any freaking kids music in there. No Baby Beluga working on my brain like an exposed nerve. I’m liable to mow someone down. Safety first, right? That’s a huge thing with kids, these days. The whole safety thing. Actually there’s a whole bunch of “catchwords” so-called parent experts like to toss around. Unless you’re a total moron, you learn the mom ropes pretty fast. And you know me, beautiful and brilliant.
Hey, did you see Oprah yesterday? Seriously, how do I get my ass on one of her giveaway shows?
To: vivi@gmail.com
From: HYPERLINK "mailto:babe@daddygone.ca" babe@daddygone.ca
Subject: Re: all Mother Theresa
Oh yeah. Having kids is all about compromise. I’ve given up sleep, adult conversation and all rational abilities to sleep properly. But they’ve got to make some compromise too. Like, my car. My car is a sacred space. I’m not having any freaking kids music in there. No Baby Beluga working on my brain like an exposed nerve. I’m liable to mow someone down. Safety first, right? That’s a huge thing with kids, these days. The whole safety thing. Actually there’s a whole bunch of “catchwords” so-called parent experts like to toss around. Unless you’re a total moron, you learn the mom ropes pretty fast. And you know me, beautiful and brilliant.
Hey, did you see Oprah yesterday? Seriously, how do I get my ass on one of her giveaway shows?