Safety Sue on Pandemics
18.05.09
Safety Sue #7
Safety Sue says, “I told you so!”
“Wash your hands and keep your fingers away from your face! Now look at what you’ve done. You’ve gone and infected China!”
When a pandemic comes home, make sure it feels unwelcome. Quarantine sniffly neighbours and coughing offspring in a clearly marked and barricaded tool shed, garage or abandoned freezer. You can never be too firm with a virus; “Nope, you and your little friends are NOT coming in here!” Incinerate clothes and uncooperative patients.
DEATH
But Sue, what if it’s already
in the house?
Don’t over react. “Ignore poor behavior and encourage
good.” Be compassionate. Think for a moment how you
would feel if all over the world people were calling
you PIG.
