5 texts for spouse or children

DIF: Dinner In Freezer
πFD: Pie For Desert
W^wD:Wash up When Done.
IIB: I'm in Bed.
ffft: I'm having a FFFFFit.

5 texts you might want to send
(but probably shouldn't)

YGNAH - You're gonna get a hurting
AWLOP - A whole lot of pain
IWSL - I will sell you
SMACK - the sound of my hand hitting you upside the head
YFCKER - You Failed Consequently Kool Electronics Removed
5 texts you can tell your angelic children to send (versus the sexually explicit stuff that OTHER kids do)

WWMD - What Would Mother Do?
BNS - BunNieS! - an acceptable curse for extreme situations only
PRYF - Please Remove Your Foot
IKYR - I Know You aRe but what am I? (second half is implied)
MMSYGTH - My Mother Says You're Going To Hell 

1 text you should not send:
CTNHCA - Can't Text Now Having Car Accident